kid humor

scene: the kitchen table, kyleigh and kolby are coloring.

ky: "when i get big like you momma, i'm going to have a girl. and i'm going to give her all kinds of nice girl stuff."

me: "really? what if you have a boy?"

ky: (thinking) "i'll give him to my brother so he can give him lots of rockin boy stuff!"

me: (shaking head and smothering a laugh what else can i do? and thinking...where the hell did she get the word "rockin"?)