the scene: target bathroom
the players: my children, kyleigh and kolby, each in separate bathroom stalls, strangers in the other two stalls.
*really, really loud gas sound*
ky: "whoa, ko! you farted, that was really loud!" (cackles with laughter.)
*silence and chirping crickets*
ko: "i didn't fart."
(the noise did in fact, come from the lady in stall one.)
me (trying hard not to burst out laughing) : "ky, can you just finish up and be quiet please?"