This is courtesy of my sister tonight while she was trying to explain her genealogy to my Niece B:
Sis: "So I'm 1/4 Swedish, 1/4 German, 1/4 Norwegian, and 1/4 English."
Niece M: "And I'm 1/2 Chinese!"
Nephew E: "And I'll have macaroni and chicken!"
*honestly? i nearly peed my pants over this.