"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
"I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up a contact lens without using my hands."
"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"
"This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."
"Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"
"I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress."
"This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"
"Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"
"Damn! Why did you interrupt me? I almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."