i feel your pain!
to the lady in the target bathroom stall noisily relieving her bowels:
was it really necessary to sigh and groan too?
to the clearly ten years younger waitress at dinner:
calling me sweetie and honey will most definitely not increase your tip.
to the man at the restaurant who slipped me his phone number on the back of a napkin band:
are you serious?
to my very sassy, bratty daughter at dinner tonight:
yes, my threats are often hollow. but you never know when you might catch me on a bad day. don't test me.
to my darling children:
what kind of kids don't eat french fries? seriously. what planet are you from?
to mother nature:
a little sun and warmth for SPRING would be nice, beotch.
to anyone bothering to read this:
that's all i've got. peace out.