random thoughts

to the lady in the target aisle yelling at her kids for relentlessly asking for "stuff":

i feel your pain!

to the lady in the target bathroom stall noisily relieving her bowels:

was it really necessary to sigh and groan too?

to the clearly ten years younger waitress at dinner:

calling me sweetie and honey will most definitely not increase your tip.

to the man at the restaurant who slipped me his phone number on the back of a napkin band:

are you serious?

to my very sassy, bratty daughter at dinner tonight:

yes, my threats are often hollow.  but you never know when you might catch me on a bad day. don't test me.

to my darling children:

what kind of kids don't eat french fries?  seriously.  what planet are you from?

to mother nature:

a little sun and warmth for SPRING would be nice, beotch.

to anyone bothering to read this:

that's all i've got.  peace out.